yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
(Source: tympanista)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Of all the sad messages on the walls in Left 4 Dead, this one is the most tragic of all.
(Source: shadowkixx)
what the fuck did i just stumble across
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
(Source: slutcentre)
